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Ain't It The Truth....
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Posted by: Matrix223

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own
pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Implants?"
She hit me.

I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want
to annoy for the rest of your life.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick
that up, you don't know where it's been!"

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"-

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue! with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called LABOR!

Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells
live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
cannot be displayed in a federal building?

Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a
soldier."

Posted by: madsolsen

Quote:

Originally Posted by matrix223

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Implants?"
She hit me.

i like that one

Posted by: clan_DBD

omg im gonna bust a gut... the pain